The Audible Silence Alarm

Well, here I am.


February 2007

An Introductory Letter to a Professor

Dear You-Already-Know-Your-Name-So-Why-Should-I-Write-It-Here,

I am sure it is clear by now that I am not in the least bit sarcastic. That being said, my academic background is extremely unique: I went to elementary school, middle school, and high school, just like everybody else. In fact, also just like everyone else, in high school, I majored in Stealth, Diplomacy, and Escape Artistry, with a specialization in Lying Convincingly to the Security Guards. I also minored in Penguin Psychology, and took a few classes in Some Gibberish Language with Lots of Funny Sounds and Stuff.

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