A certain well-known quotation, widely attributed to Mark Twain, may actually have been said, rather, by none other than the abstract concept known as the News: “The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated.” There has been a good deal… Continue Reading →
Every morning, I wake up thinking, Boy, I can’t wait to get home so I can watch a large group of women of easy morals courting a man who is ignorant of everything outside his hot tub, or, I want… Continue Reading →
Facing us? We are the biggest environmental threat. We are directly responsible for all the environmental damage. Let’s just take me for an example. Most of my life has been spent eating massive amounts of meat. Mistreatment and killing of… Continue Reading →
I’m certain this question is expecting an environmental answer, and while that’s up there, it’s not my first thought. The change I’d most like to see in the world is unlimited civil rights, such as absolute freedom of association, assembly,… Continue Reading →
Nothing could affect anything – including air pollution – more than personal choice. At a personal level, every day, each person makes a relatively small impact on the environment, but combined, six and a half billion people make a much… Continue Reading →
I was easily able to come up with four simple ways to reduce my carbon footprint. First and foremost was to eat less meat, as this seems to be one of the largest contributing factors to one’s footprint. I also… Continue Reading →
Winter is the fault of the orbit. Wintry weather be the responsibility of the flight path. Chilly weather conditions be alive the conscientiousness of the air travel passageway. Unpleasantly cold sit out state of affairs survive energetic the meticulousness of… Continue Reading →
I am sure it is clear by now that I am not in the least bit sarcastic. That being said, my academic background is extremely unique: I went to elementary school, middle school, and high school, just like everybody else. In fact, also just like everyone else, in high school, I majored in Stealth, Diplomacy, and Escape Artistry, with a specialization in Lying Convincingly to the Security Guards. I also minored in Penguin Psychology, and took a few classes in Some Gibberish Language with Lots of Funny Sounds and Stuff.